nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via british-nipples)

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you

(via julieidc)

jesuislegrandefromage:

emily-spectre:

psilentasincjelli:

C a r ^{r y    o n    m y    w a y}  w a r d    s o ^{o o} o o _{o o n}

T h e r e ’ l l    ^{b e   p e a c e   when   y o u   _{a r e   d o o n e}}

L a y   ^{y o u r   w e a r y   h e a d   _{t o   r e} e e _{e e e s t}}

D o n ’ t   _{y o u}   c r y   _{n o   m o r e}

FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE

This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we are meth addicts

(via waterfallantics)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(via julieidc)

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via waterfallantics)